what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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