I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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