its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He has the fingertips of a God
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