There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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