FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You ever have a fart follow you around?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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