If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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