his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You made out with two different species that night
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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