Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
The struggles of a small town man whore
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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