You really coming over, don't trick.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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