I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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