Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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