it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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