nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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