I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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