playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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