scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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