Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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