Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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