yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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