What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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