id be glad to
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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