Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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