I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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