My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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