just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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