Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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