One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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