Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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