are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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