They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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