i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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