i just made my gag reflex go away.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
