what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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