I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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