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My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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