PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Two words: nipple clamps
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