I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i think my cat just said my name.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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