check it out our google latitudes are spooning
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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