Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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