scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
They have beer where we have blood.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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