He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
false alarm, still single
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