R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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