Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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