I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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