Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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