I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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