we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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