is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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