there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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