I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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