I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize