Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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