At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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