we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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