she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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