You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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