k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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