dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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