weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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