So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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